Friday, 3 July 2009

Myanmar in 10 pictures





Shwedagon Paya, Yangon. Pictures don't do this place justice. Contains more gold than the bank of England, is tipped with 5,448 diamonds and 2,317 rubies and the very top, like the icing on the cake, is a 76 carat (15g) diamond.





Street scene, Mandalay.





Human-powered pottery wheel, Sagaing.





Produce seller at the old market, Monywa.





Human-powered ferris wheel, Pakkoku.





Human-powered ferris wheel, Pakkoku.





Late-day soccer, Bagan.





Sunset over Bagan.





Sunrise over Bagan





Sule Paya, Yangon. A traffic circle pagoda.



Tuesday, 16 June 2009

Par Par Lay





This is Par Par Lay. He told a joke so good it should have put him in jail: "You used to call a thief a thief; now you call him a government servant." Which it did. For 5 years. For that very joke. Read more here.





Once I get my web development skills going I'm starting my own company. I'm calling it Chit Tee Web Solutions. I'm going to make millions.



Tuesday, 2 June 2009

Some photos from the Land of the Thunder Dragon.




Monastery close to the first camp of my trek.




Trees along the way.




Horse carrying gear.




Camp 2.




This is what happens when you have a 30 second timer and a fire. Camp 2.




Yak yak yak!




Not too sure what this place was called, but it was my host's wife's grandmother's house, now used for special events such as entertaining dignitaries and world leaders.




Prayer Wheels, Cheri Goempa




Taktsang Monastery.




Taktsang Monastery - The Tiger's Nest. Said to be secured to the cliff by the hairs of angels.




Protective penis. These are painted on the sides of houses and buildings to ward off evil spirits.



Monday, 25 May 2009

Burgers In Bhutan

Word up from Thimpu, Bhutan, the Land of the Thunder Dragon. I've been here for the past week, exploring goempa's and dzong's and completed a 4 day trek into the wild. For those of you unfamiliar with Bhutan, here are some interesting facts about the country:

- There are no traffic lights in the country.
- Gross National Happiness is measured according to a set of criteria that rates development projects against its benefit to Bhutanese society.
- Plastic is banned (officially, but it is loosely enforced)
- The national animal is the Takin, which was created by Lama Drukpa Kunley, who put a goat's head on a cow's body and brought it to life.
- There is only 1 Muslim in the country.
- There is only one golf course in the country.
- There are no McDonald's, Pizza Hut, KFC, etc. at all
- The Bhutanese Yeti is protected in the Sakten Wildlife Sanctuary in the east of the country. The Yeti eludes detection by having the power to become invisible and by having backwards facing feet.

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The Bhutanese Basketball Federation is having its National Championships at the moment, and I've been to quite a few games as my guide/friend Tshokey plays in one of the teams, the Unicorns. Other names include Squall, Unfold (which would be great names for a shitty metal band), The Usual's, Hunk, Medi-Ocres, Aspen and Shadow's. The Crown Prince plays in Jachung, which looks to be the favourite.

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Apparently I look like James Blunt

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"Night Hunting" is a game played by young rural Bhutanese, where males will follow a female back to their house, only to return later on at night and slip through the window into their room. And do it. All in good fun apparently unless you get caught by the father, in which case you will have to marry the girl (By the way, I'm totally bringing 'Night Hunting' to Whistler as the next best thing since hot tub poaching. I can see the headline now: "A 28 year old male was arrested last night after entering a female's bedroom through her window. When asked about the matter he said he was 'night hunting' and that since he was caught he would have to marry her. The male is currently pending a psychiatric evaluation.").

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Joke from Bhutan: Why do cow's have bells? Because they don't know how to use their horns.

Friday, 15 May 2009

Skillz to pay the billz

Life skills learnt from 15 years in Bangkok:
- The ability to spot a lady-boy a mile away (can I put this under 'qualifications' on my resume?)

Thursday, 14 May 2009

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble

Word up from Bangkok, Thailand, where it is wet wet wet. I arrived late at night after a brief stop at Tokyo's Narita airport (or Gnarita for all you Whistlerites), where they quarantined my plane for about 20 minutes until they thermal scanned every passenger for swine flu. My checked in bag looked like it had exploded once it arrived in Thailand. Something had been spilled on it, which seemed to dissolve all the thread holding it together. It's being fixed my the airline, but the way the tailor was talking its going to look like a franken-bag.

First day in the 'kok was good. Stayed at a hotel the first night which was typically Thai: half the reception staff were asleep at the desk and the showerhead was level with my chin. The next morning I was up early for breakfast to find that the majority of the hotel guests were foreigners with their Thai girlfriends/one-night-stands/future wives. Welcome to Bangkok.

Took it easy on the street food yesterday but dove right in today for breakfast: fried egg, rice and mystery meat. All for a buck. Hopefully it won't backfire on me (and yes, using the word 'backfire' is making me giggle).

Wandering around today and meeting some friends for beers tonight at the Londoner. It's a hard life.

Thursday, 19 July 2007

Uzbekistan: Epic Islamic architecture, asshead police officers, bikers and more vodka.

"I love going to new countries and trying out the McDonald’s." - Mandy Moore, on the essence of traveling.

"Don’t ask yourself what the world needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive, and go do that, because what the world needs is people who have come alive." - John Eldridge

*****

TASHKENT

It took about 6 hours in a share taxi to get from Osh to Tashkent, the capital of Uzbekistan. After numerous checkpoints and demands of 'passport please' and our driver stopping on the outskirts of the city and trying to extort more money from us to take us to the center, (and after we threatened to get out and flag down a marshrutnoe (minibus) and the lady traveling with us giving him some lip), we arrived at our B&B, a nice, small place run by a woman named Gulnara. Tashkent is a leafy city, with tree-lined boulevards, wide avenues, and even a metro system. I've mentioned before that all the stations are themed, although it is forbidden to take photos in them as they were designed as nuclear shelters (note to self: when the nuclear threat becomes a real possibility, take the next flight to Tashkent and camp out in the metro). Although Tashkent has a very rich history behind it, it is largely of Soviet design as an earthquake in 1966 leveled it and the city was rebuilt. It is quite a relaxing city, with lots of parks, fountains, and places to eat, serving both Western and local fare.



$100 in Sum.



Continuing the theme of weirdness on our Central Asian adventure, the Uzbek monetary unit is called the Sum and its highest denomination is 1,000. With the exchange being 1,200 Sum to the dollar, you can imagine the wads of cash we received when we changed $100, especially when the money changer we used only had notes of 200 Sum denominations. The above photo gives you an idea.



Statue of Amir Timur, Uzbekistan's version of Genghis Khan. His statues are littered throughout the country.



A beer. In the park. With fountains all around.




SAMARKAND

On the advice of a traveler we met in Tashkent, we stayed at Bahodir's B&B, an extremely welcoming place that offered communal dinners for a dollar extra. It was at these dinners where we met other travelers, and slowly realised that of the 10 or so people staying there, only three of us were not bikers. There was a group of Germans on motorbikes, and a number of individual pedal bikers, including a Japanese fellow who started his journey in Portugal. Perhaps the most interesting was Rob Lilwall, who started his journey two and a half years ago in the Siberian winter with his friend Al Humphreys. Another biker we met in Tashkent, Lindsay Hill, just had his bag stolen in Bishkek, with his passport, camera, mp3 player, credit cards and a little cash gone with it. Lovely.

Samarkand is famous for its epic Islamic architecture, most notably the Registan and Bibi-Khanym Mosque, once the biggest Mosque in the world.



The Bibi-Khanym Mosque from outside.



The Bibi-Khanym Mosque from inside.




BUKHARA

The highlight of our trip to Uzbekistan in my opinion, Bukhara really feels like an old silk road town. Narrow, dusty alleys wind their way throughout the city, and just when you thought you were lost you would walk out right in front of a huge Medressa. Bukhara was a major part of The Great Game (a book by Peter Hopkirk that I've recommended before and I'll recommend again. And again. And again.), and to see landmarks such as the infamous 'bug pit' that two British officers called their home before they were beheaded in front of the Ark. Nowadays to be a 'whitey' in Bukhara isn't as perilous as it was back then. Carpet shops are everywhere, and artisans ply their trade outside their shops, interrupting work when someone goes inside to take a look at their wares.



The entrance to the Ark.



Inside the Kalon Mosque.



Inside the Kalon Mosque looking out, with the Kalon Minaret in the background. They used to throw people to their death from the minaret in the old days.



The entrance to the Kalon Mosque.



The Kukeldash Medressa, and the Taqi-Sarrafon Bazaar in the background.



View of the Mir-i-Arab Medressa from the Kalon Minaret. And yes, I will be framing this one.



Another view of the medressa from the minaret, with some of the town in the background.




KHIVA

We had heard that Khiva was a squeaky clean museum town now catering to bus-loads of tourists on day trips from nearby Urgench, but I didn't care. Khiva was the most notorious town in the Great Game (the Khan's favourite method of torture: impalement, where victims would take up to two days to die), and I had to go there. No exceptions. And I did enjoy it. We managed to avoid the $10 entrance fee to get into the old town from some advice given to us by a German cyclist we met in Samarkand, staying with a nice family in their home, which had excellent views of the Juma Minaret. When all the buses had left and it was dark, I liked to wander around the old town, with the historic old buildings looking both sinister and grand in the moonlight, and the town itself full of activity with kids running around and families sitting and conversing to each other. I would put my hand over my heart, give a slight bow and say 'salam aleykum' to all the elders, which never failed to bring a smile to their faces.

The next day I began my journey 'home'.




The Juma Minaret with the colourful Islom-Huja Minaret in the background.



A view through the doors of the Mohammed Rakhim Khan Medressa.



Peek-a-boo.



Kalta Minor Minaret and Mohammed Amin Khan Medressa (now Hotel Khiva).



Another view of the Islom-Huja Minaret.